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Thursday, June 5, 2008

The OPEC thanks America

The OPEC minister will look you in the eyes and state:

" We are at war with you infidels. Have been since
the embargo in the 1970s. You are so arrogant you
haven't even recognized it. You have more missiles,
bombs, and technology; so we are fighting with the
best weapon we have and extracting on a net basis
about $700 billion/year out of your economy. We will
destroy you! Death to the infidels!
While I am here I would like to thank you for the
following: Not developing your 250-300 year supply of oil shale
and tarsands. we know if you did this, it would create millions of jobs for
US citizens, expand your engineering capabilities, and keep the wealth in
the US instead of sending it to us to finance our war against you bastards.
Thanks for limiting defense dept. purchases of oilsands from your
neighbors to the north. We love it when you confuse your allies.
Thanks for over regulating every segment of your economy and thus
delaying, by decades, the development of alternate fuel technologies.
Thanks for limiting drilling off your coasts, in Alaska, and
anywhere there is a bug, bird, fish, or plant that might be inconvenienced.
Better that your people suffer! Glad to see our lobbying efforts have been
so effective.
Corn based Ethanol. Praise Allah for this sham program! Perhaps you
will destroy yourself from the inside with theses types of policies. This
is a gift from Allah, praise his name! We never would have thought of this
one! This is better than when you pay your farmers NOT TO GROW FOOD. Have
them use more energy to create less energy, and simultaneously drive food
prices through the roof.

Thank you US Congress!!!!

And finally, we appreciate you letting us fleece you without end.
You will be glad to know we have been accumulating shares in your banks,
real estate, and publicly held companies. We also finance a good portion of
your debt and now manipulate your markets, currency, and economies to our
benefit.

THANK YOU AMERICA!"

H/T Gunny Wills

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