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Friday, July 18, 2008

Home Security in the South

Home Security in the South
from Front Sight, Press by Syd

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work

boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo

Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



Hey Bubba,

Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.

Don’t mess with the pit bulls– they attacked the mailman this morning and

messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was

hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the

house. Better wait outside.

‘Cooter’

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