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Thursday, September 11, 2008

I'm voting Democrat

I'm Voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Gov. sees fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% is Ok.

I'm voting Democrat because the Legislature will soon pass a law that will outlaw Conservative Talk Show Hosts because Liberal (Progressive) Talk Show Hosts can never draw a large enough audience to stay on the air and it is unfair to have only the Conservative point of view. Isn't Free Speech Great !!

I'm voting Democrat because my thoughts are so firmly aligned with what the government can do for me, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

8 comments:

Click Me For More Blogs said...

This piece is my new favorite. Thanks

Anonymous said...

"I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse."

Really? You're equating marriage between two consenting adults with someone marrying a HORSE?

When exactly DO or DON'T you want the government to tell you what to do? I'm having trouble keeping up with you.

DJK said...

I, personally, don't want the government to tell me anything that I can and can't do, other than the obvious, no killing, no raping, etc.

Anonymous said...

Or marrying someone of the same sex?

DJK said...

Excuse me? Can you be more clear, please?


I told you, I don't care what people do that doesn't affect others. Gays want to marry, go for it.

DJK said...

How's the weather in Seattle today? I've never been there...I hear it's nice.

Anonymous said...

It is nice here, thanks.

I thought the whole point of the "I'm marrying my horse" comment on your list was to poke fun at Dems who what the freedom to marry who they want.

Perhaps I was mistaken.

DJK said...

I find much of the liberal platform/ideology funny, laughable in fact.

I also found this post funny...but I didn't write it. So, I didn't change it to match my own beliefs. I'm in line with most of it, but there are one or two things I don't agree with.... I believe in LMA or LMTFA Leave Me The Fu*k Alone. Unfortunately, neither party stand on that platform. But, one wants to take away our right to self defense and I'm not a big fan of having to fight for our enumerated rights. Imagine if there were people trying to put restrictions on the 13th amendment.