This site is GREAT!
Some quotes from the site:
You’re darned straight you’re not taking them: “If you’ve got a gun in your house, I’m not taking it. Even if I want to take them away, I don’t have the votes in Congress.” —Barack Obama, who thinks the only thing between him and your guns is a few votes
Left-theology: “Let’s not play games... You’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith... uh, my Christian faith. Well, what I’m saying is that he hasn’t suggested that I’m a Muslim... What I think is fair to say is that, coming out of the Republican camp, there have been efforts to suggest that perhaps I’m not who I say I am when it comes to my faith—something which I find deeply offensive, and that has been going on for a pretty long time.” —Barack Obama demonstrating that he’s as confused about his religious faith as everybody else is
So there: “We’re not going to be bullied, we’re not going to be smeared, we’re not going to be lied about. I don’t believe in coming in second.” —Barack Obama
He would have served, but...: “I graduated in 1979. The Vietnam War had come to an end. We weren’t engaged in an active military conflict at that point. So it’s not an option that I ever decided to pursue.” —Barack Obama on joining the military
On global warming: “Global warming is a serious problem. Uh, i-it’s not just some tree hugger, you know, uhhh, sprout eatin’ liberal thing. You know, the polar ice caps are melting. Temperatures are getting warmer in the oceans, and it could wreck [sic] havoc on our agriculture. It could increase insect-borne diseases.” —Barack uh, Obama
On Iraq: “I think that the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated...[I]t succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.” —commander in chief wannabe Barack Obama conceding he did not, in his “wildest dreams” expect to win in Iraq
On taxes: “If I am sitting pretty, and you’ve got a waitress who is making minimum wage plus tips, and I can afford it and she can’t—what’s the big deal for me to say, ‘I’m going to pay a little bit more.’ That is neighborliness.” —Barack Obama **Because taxes are JUST LIKE tipping the poor.
On Palin: “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called ‘change,’ it’s still going to stink.” —Barack Obama